CERTIFICATIONS

Certified Beach Sprinter (CBS)
– Top speed, zero direction

Professional Snack Auditor (PSA)
– No crumb left behind

MEET MEET SUCIA LALONDE, CHIEF NAP OFFICER

Sucia takes a laid-back approach to leadership at Body Boat Blade, overseeing operations from the comfiest spot she can find. Named after Sucia Island in the San Juans, she’s a true adventure pup—when she’s not busy perfecting the art of the beach nap.

As Supervisor of Comfy Beach Naps and Part-Time Crumb Inspector, Sucia ensures that every sunny patch of sand is properly tested for maximum coziness and that no snack goes unaccounted for.

When she’s not overseeing daily operations, Sucia enjoys beach sprints, paddleboard rides, and reminding everyone that adventure is best tackled at top speed. Stop by and say hi—just be ready for an enthusiastic welcome! She specializes in greeting customers with a tail wag, supervising gear organization (by napping in the middle of it), and reminding everyone to take life a little less seriously.